When you only get together every 200 years, there's a good chance that you will forget some rule of etiquette. Before you get on your soapbox, you might want to consider your guests' needs and desires. Then again, the lack of refreshments at a vampire meeting gives us room to imagine what he would have served if he had remembered. Still, the meeting was set up just for an over-dramatic speech.
But then a hero arrives to defeat the vampires. He has a secret power in his chosen career that's not revealed until the very last line, but then it all makes sense (also known as a punch line). Of course, this is an episode of Epic NPC Man from Viva La Dirt League, so it's all happening inside a video game. Villains, no matter what kind they are, do not live in a vacuum in a video game. And no video game villain is all-powerful. This video contains NSFW language. -via Geeks Are Sexy